The residents
Four cats, four opinions about whose flat this actually is.
Grey, calm, meteorological. Knows exactly where the warmest square metre of the flat is at any hour.
Ginger and convinced every closed door is a personal insult. Has learned which handles open.
Street rescue who promoted himself to management. Sleeps on whatever document matters most.
Tuxedo. Interests: snacks, sleep, judging the pigeons on the balcony.
Occasionally the front page gets a new portrait too.